i don’t even know what i’d say to hillary duff.. ‘did gordo get weird?’

got matched w cute guy on tinder, seemed p cool, had good convo, got his snapchat & soundcloud, turns out he is actually famous w legit 1.5m likes and hangs out w hillary duff n stuff

*makes a playlist for a 15 minute drive*

There’s always that one really off putting strawberry

My parents said I’m turning out to be like my uncle and that’s cool cos my uncles cool