February 2012
29 posts
Getting emotional on my lounge listening to Fleet...
Also I’m so fucking hungry someone make me a burger.
Hypersexual
I don’t know if that’s a word, but if it is, it suits.
When people constantly can’t give you the time of day, something has to be done. Don’t put up with it.
Go to him, stay with him if you can, but be...
Also tonight I saw a hitchhiker and regretted not...
I’m sorry. U cudve been da 1.
Life is sweet.
But it’d be cool to be hardcore in love again.
I don't remember the last time I was this happy...
Probably when I was a child and getting constant Lego
January 2012
14 posts
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“And it’s not “clever lonely” (like Morrissey) or...”
– Chuck Klosterman
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Someone stole my glow-in-the-dark lube and some condoms at my new years party. And I don’t want to post a Facebook status about it because it’s lube and condoms. Good. Good hustle.
December 2011
14 posts
Pretty happy right now
Even though there is the impending DOOM of social pressure and party expectations.
Can you photoshop your life with better decisions,...
silenceoftherams asked: if you take the first letter of my first name, last name and middle name they spell the last three letters of your first name. i felt that you needed to know this. this is news.
esparadis:
woop woop/ when i was in melbourne i went to the asian supermartket and bought some sort of mystery bun and mystery noodles and it turned out to be blsack bean bun and muy picante noodles and i had to drink all the tiny milks in the fridge and then i spilt milk on myself and had to dry myself with the hairt dryer. This is a cool story brought to you by your bro
HAHAH
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