esparadis:

woop woop/ when i was in melbourne i went to the asian supermartket and bought some sort of mystery bun and mystery noodles and it turned out to be blsack bean bun and muy picante noodles and i had to drink all the tiny milks in the fridge and then i spilt milk on myself and had to dry myself with the hairt dryer. This is a cool story brought to you by your bro

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